A goat!? Of all things, TWO goats?!! I am shocked and saddened; do you not see the terror building the the photo with the black...
Ah, I see, you are brave, you are courageous, you are fearless, you are willing to experience firsthand (possibly so you can describe for us who are too afraid) the potential trauma so we all may be enlightened. Forgive me for doubting.
I have found much help through the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation (see link on my blog). One of the things they teach you is that you can not give into their wily ways and nefarious provocations. If you approach them in a fearless manner and with authority they will cower and submit to human dominance. This subservience then leads to less agressive future goat behavior which in turn means fewer people needing the services of the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation. If we would all just do our part I believe we could eliminate Goat Trauma on this planet once and for all. Only then can we truly have world peace. Thank you. -JEO
The pic w/ J on E's shoulders is my favorite. Miss you.
ReplyDeleteA goat!? Of all things, TWO goats?!! I am shocked and saddened; do you not see the terror building the the photo with the black...
ReplyDeleteAh, I see, you are brave, you are courageous, you are fearless, you are willing to experience firsthand (possibly so you can describe for us who are too afraid) the potential trauma so we all may be enlightened. Forgive me for doubting.
How about 7 goats? You need to come back to see us!
ReplyDeleteI have found much help through the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation (see link on my blog). One of the things they teach you is that you can not give into their wily ways and nefarious provocations. If you approach them in a fearless manner and with authority they will cower and submit to human dominance. This subservience then leads to less agressive future goat behavior which in turn means fewer people needing the services of the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation. If we would all just do our part I believe we could eliminate Goat Trauma on this planet once and for all. Only then can we truly have world peace. Thank you. -JEO
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