Thursday, July 27, 2006

Jonathan's Blue Period


JEO is going through his own Blue period. This blue period should not be confused with Picaso's Blue Period. In the pictures shown below he shouldn't be mistaken for Thomas Gainsborough's Blue Boy (shown below). It is distinctly his own and an artistic phase that he is going through in which he demonstrates himself in shades of blue. It is melancholic and cool for him to be thus displayed. He had no comment as to how long this period might last or what brought him to this phase in his career. Indications of more recent depictions would seem to indicate that it will be a short lived period.

JEO Jail Break

Yummy Strap

I'm an Engineer!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Jonathan and Cousins Caught Lapping


This was a July 4th picture that was snapped of my cousins from Agoo's side of the family. They were lots-o-fun and not all that much older than I. We got to play a bunch even though I didn't get to join in on the water fight. The satisfier (though not mine) to the left of Agoo goes by something that sounds Gyff. The one to the left of him goes by what sounds like Shteeb. I'm the cute one close to the middle.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Hiatus and World Domination

I have been experiencing writers block lately. Perhaps my lack of writing is a kind of catharsis that is necessary before writing some magnificent tome. Or it could be that I've just been working overtime being cute. It is an activity that I am quite skilled at. Everybody says so.

I have been working on how I can use my skill for good in the world. I believe that if I could out-cute everyone I could some day rule the world. After all, looks are really all that matter when it comes to fame, fortune, and power. But looks don't buy you love. That's where my secret weapon comes in. I am cute not only on the outside but on the inside as well. Not only could I rise to fame, fortune, and power but I could also be quite lovable. Look at my pictures and see if you don't agree at least with the cute look factor. My satisfiers will attest to the second part.

My goal is to meet as many of you fans as I can before I am 18 so that I will have a broad base of supporters and be well established in the public arena for my run for political office. I need to hear what matters are closest to your hearts. What can I do as your beloved, humble, incredibly cute public servant? Let me know. This is the forum to do so.

Good night and God bless.

JEO